The MOST Embarrassing Thing I Have Ever Said...

I have had sooo many embarrassing things happen to me in my 23 years but this one tops it all off! Adam always brings it up. He brought it up yesterday so I thought I should share it with the blogging world! Here is goes: I was dating/not dating/going out with/hanging out with this guy (he was a total tool), I'll call him Jeff. Jeff had told me about his family a bit and I knew his parents because my friends and I rented our house on campus from them. He had told me about his crazy handicapped sister, and his sister that lived in SLC. So I think he only has 2 sisters. We were in SLC at his sisters house and his other sister Lacy comes over, so naturally i think she is the handicapped sister right? Right. So I didn't think she seemed very handicapped, but whatever, she was a bigger girl, seemed a little different--handicapped. Jeff's mom comes over and we start chatting. She asks "have you met Jeff's handicapped sister?" Me: "Yes, I met Lacy last night" Jeff's mom: "What? Lacy's not handicapped!!! Hannah is handicapped! You thought Lacy was handicapped?" Me: "Um...no. I didn't think she was, I had never heard about Lacy so I though she was..." Jeff's mom=pissed. I have never felt so awkward in my life.

From a Month Ago to Current:

• MOVED. Enough said. Leads to my next point:
• House is a mess, why do I have so much useless crap?
• BUT no more second hand smoke
• BUT I feel like 75% of the people in Utah County are weird!! Seriously. You have to live there to get this.
• "Maintenance Required" light is on in my car
• The registration is expired on both of our cars, wish me luck when I drive!
• My birthday was AWESOME! That will be the next post...When we get around to calling Comcast for internet! (I feel so disconnected without internet!)
• Adam had a root canal
• Adam had an ear infection
• Adam is still sick
• We are shutting down my center at work--lots of awkward situations with clients... Good news: I will still have a job. Bad news: Word on the street is that I am going to be sharing my job with another girl at the Sandy center...Pretty sure it won't take two of us to do one job. I feel like this is a demotion...lame
• Have you seen the construction in Utah County? It is a joke! And yes, I drive though that everyday!
• Back to good news: My best friend Tawni gets married on Friday! I am super excited! And that means four day weekend! hallelujah!
• Current.

A Few Things I Must Document Before We Move....

Yes, you heard it right, we are moving! Hallelujah! Right now we live in an "OK" apartment, I call it ghetto and Adam gets mad because I guess he doesn't think its getto. Well it is. Here are a few things we laugh at about living here:

• First our apartment, smallest living space ever! And so annoying. I am just all around disgusted by it.
• TOM: our neighbor. Whenever I see Tom he is in a wife beater tank top, holding a beer in one hand, and a cigarett in the other. And he always yells "Hey bud how are ya" Once he called me Miss America; that's a pretty big jump from 'bud' don't you think? We do love Tom though, he is soooo funny! We'll miss him, except for the second hand smoke he gives me.
• I think it is ghetto because I am seriously afraid of most of the people here. They are scary, I don't do the laundry by myself (plus this creepy Spencer guy lives by the laundry room and he talks my ear off)! Yes, we use a pay laundry facility at our apartments. Brings me back to my first year of college except my apartment was WAY nicer! Ug.
• In front of our apartment complex is a trailor park. During the 4th of July we were standing on our porch watching them, Tom told us that after dark police don't go into that neighborhood! haha
• Brings me to my next point, there was a sign on the sidewalk pointing to the trailor park that said "Yar sale" They somehow missed the 'd' hahaha!
• I think those are all my points. I am just sooooo happy to move. Maybe I will take a few pics of this place just for memory sake! Maybe not, I just want to get out of here! The end.

Have you seen "Sister Wives" on TLC??

Tell me I am not the only person that has seen Sister Wives? I think I am. Well it's a new show on TLC about a Polygamist family from Lehi. I know I have better things to do with my time but whatever I watched it Thursday night because Adam was gone. I thought it was pretty lame. Why am I even bothering with this post? This is why---Last night Adam and I were at the University Mall in Orem and WE SAW them!!!! Not all 5 of them just the guy with his new hot wife Robin on the far right--the other wives are jealous of her. Apparently polygamists like Tae Pan Trading too! Who knew. I thought their house was pretty ugly from the show though, they need that store! Adam didn't think this was interesting at all. He didn't spend an hour watching them on TLC though and my secret guilty pleasures are shows with lots of drama that no one would admit to watching. This post is pointless. I know, but I saw them!! haha

I received the kindest compliment from the treadmill yesterday. It said "User not detected on belt" why thank you treadmill I did lose a pound. THEN I received the weirdest comment of my life. I am on the treadmill trying to get it figured out and this older guy walks in and stands by my treadmill staring at me. I take out an ear bud and say "Yes?" and he says "Oh sorry, I just confused you with the girl that works at the Wendy's drive thru across the street!!!" Oh my gosh! "Nope not her" put the ear bud back in and try not to think too much about that comment ever again....Ever....

How is Adam Liking His Internship?

Well its hard to tell...This was day 2, he comes home reaches for the Ben and Jerrys, actually its Dryers, and then falls asleep twenty minutes later which is about 7:30 PM. Meanwhile I have been looking forward to him coming home all day...Lame. But it has gotten better. He has finally gotten used to getting up early and used to working a 9-5 (I need to get me one of those--9-5's I mean). He is so cute!

My Life is a Joke

Why is my life a joke? Let me list the reasons...So #1 we moved into our new apartment and it smells like a casino mixed with dog pee. Am I a freak about smells? Yes. So here I am renting carpet cleaners, febreezing like crazy, and complaining to management everyday--yes, everyday, they now know my name and hate me but whatever. #2 we have no Internet or cable in this pee/smoke infested house--yet. So I have had ample time to clean and organize. Is it done yet? No. I am going crazy with no internet and home by myself all day!!! #3 I do not have a job yet. #4 Job hunting is lame.

We have these two older men that are our neighbors and I have become good friends with Tom. I talked to him for an hour yesterday! haha he is so funny, I like him except for the fact that he is one of the reasons our house smells so nasty. I need to stop talking about people but I just can't help it...So I went to get the mail the other day and there were these two people outside I politely say "hello" and suddenly I find myself two new bff's and thirty minutes later trying to end the conversation and leave. So the lady has two guinea pigs and starts telling me about why she thinks one of them--Delilah is going to die and how sad she is. She volunteers at the DI, she's from Idaho, I know this lady's life story. Her neighbor Spencer is completely wasted and its only 12:30 on a Friday, He is crazy I had to tell him I'm married probably 5 times because he kept forgetting, he told me all about his son who's mama was his high school girlfriend bla bla bla, I know his life story too. The problem with these two new friends of mine is that they live right next to the office, mailboxes, pool, and laundry. I can never escape them! I have to see them everyday and have long conversations. I attract weird people and I can't help it.

That is the end of my story. Actually my life is good, I need to not complain---well maybe only to the management of our complex. haha

The Down-Size!

Can I start by saying I love Tawni, yes. So the top picture was of our first apartment we each had our own bedrooms and our own closet. Tawni and decided we had had enough of "Rebel Creek" and moved into a house across the street from campus our second year of college. It was so fun! BUT we shared a room...TINY room! I'm not complaining because I loved it, we had so much fun! This is what it looked like about 75% of the time. No biggie, we just laughed at it most of the time; and heck we saved rent!

So here I am downsizing now that I am married. Adam and I are moving! I am happy and sad at the same time. We are moving to West Jordan to be close to REAL Salt Lake for his internship. Here is the problem. Adam and I are moving from a two bedroom two bathroom apartment into a one bedroom one bathroom tiny tiny place! It is super cute and nice, and it doesn't hurt that the complex has a big pool, BUT it is so small. We are going to have to put half of our stuff into storage aka my moms extra bedroom. And now I don't think its socially acceptable to have a house that looked like our old bedrooms! Wish me luck!

Over-Population

Welcome to Developmental and Personality Psych 3260. Last week we debated day-care and it got heated, I was afraid there was going to be a fight after class or something. Now our professor has to say "Now lets discuss this, but not let it get so heated like the day-care discussion did." Monday I sat on a panel and answered questions about why I consider myself to be "very feminine" or "womanly" and questions about the things I like to do bla bla. I now feel like the whole class knows too much about me; and thinks I am ridiculas because I haven't put gas in my own car for months--my husband is so good to me. Anyways...today we were discussing teen sexuality. During the class discussion our professor asked the class "why should teenagers not have sex?" This Chinese boy in the back raises his hand first and confidently says with his cute Chinese accent: "over-population!" Our class was laughing so hard! And the best part was he didn't know why we thought that was funny. Oh I love these psych classes of mine...

My Life is Average

So I have recently been introduced to this new site by my friend Kim, obviously it is called My Life is Average. Random people just write everyday things that happen to them that they think are funny. I think my life is pretty average too.

Why am I even on the computer right now writing this new post? Well that is a good question. I have consumed the caloric intake of a 500 lb obese man today. I decide it would be a good idea to hit the gym up. Being that I just went to the gym I think to myself that I should probably not eat something fatty when I get home. For some reason I steam broccoli...I know...now I feel so sick and our house stinks and this is the only room that I can be in that won't make me want to vomit. So here I sit. And something sad just happened to me. I went to get into the shower and decided to see what damage I have done today and got on the scale. Well I stepped on it weird and it make a crack noise!!! What do you think when your scale makes a crack noise? This should be something to laugh at but no I am on my period so it made me feel bad. Then I was in the shower and laughed that I felt bad about that! Poor Adam has to deal with this....

Speaking of the gym. There is this little Mexican man about 5'4 named Manny. He talked to Adam and I once and I never thought anything of it. The next time I am there without Adam he seeks me out and asks if that guy is my friend, boyfriend, husband....CREEP! HUSBAND Manny, that guy I was with is my husband, now stop talking to me! So he continues to try to talk to me every time I am there. Why do we have the same gym schedule? And why has Adam suddenly gone anti gym on me? Ug...Now I pretend not to see him or hear him pretending my ipod is really up that loud. I should be more creeped out by him but we are about the same height and weight so I know I could take him.

Tuesday in one of my classes I am just sitting there wishing the time would pass sooner, not paying attention. This kid behind me raises his hand and says "hey I'm 8 years old and I still suck on my mothers tit!" What! Did he just say that?? Oh gosh...needless to say we were talking about Freud and his psychosexual stages theory.

In this same class there is this funny looking but very polite girl sitting in the front. There are probably 40 people in this class. The teacher is lecturing and someone in the back sneezes, this girl turns and says "bless you" to him. Weird. Then it happens two more times! She keeps saying bless you in the middle of class. Our teacher snapped finally and said "OK no more!" At least she is polite. Then I think to myself who are all of these weird psych majors I am surrounded by on a daily basis?

In this same class I have gotten my first D+ on a test in college.....oops...And yes, this same class is where Kim introduced me to this website. Go figure.

Last semester in my health psych class I was sitting by this girl who was typing vigorously. I knew she couldn't have been taking notes so being nosy I start reading what she was writing on her laptop. I was in for a shock. She was writing some love drama/soap opera that was kinky, crazy and actually kind of sad. I would try to sit by her every class. I am such a bad person but it was so funny I couldn't help it. My group wasn't there for an assignment once so I asked her if I could be in her group so I could see what she was like aside from her writing. I am a bad person but that was so intriguing. And no she never got to the end. I wonder who ended up with the baby?

The Salt Lake Wal-Mart is the scariest place ever! I think a guy tried to sell me drugs once but I didn't understand what he was saying since I don't know all of the drug users lingo. I won't go there alone, I will go with Adam but only if he carries his concealed, and even then I am jumpy. The last time literally the last time I was at Wal-Mart alone a bird almost flew into me in the parking lot which is more traumatic to me than a normal person since I am scared of birds. Then in line this crazy lady butts me! What? Really? I was just too afraid of her to say anything. Good thing Adam wasn't there he would have gotten us in a fight or even killed. This place is crazy.

I can't tell this whole story but the gist of it is that Adam got in a fight with the Blockbuster guy because they double charged us $4! I laughed so hard when Adam was telling me this story. He held up the line for five minutes and they were yelling at each other over $4...

Adam has a math tutor from the university. So he texts his tutor about their meeting time and he gets this text back the next day: "Yes, we can meet at 3. I was in bed asleep last night when you texted me. You should never text me after 9 and defiantly not after 1o. We laughed at that for a few days. At least his tutor is good at math.