Why is my life a joke? Let me list the reasons...So #1 we moved into our new apartment and it smells like a casino mixed with dog pee. Am I a freak about smells? Yes. So here I am renting carpet cleaners, febreezing like crazy, and complaining to management everyday--yes, everyday, they now know my name and hate me but whatever. #2 we have no Internet or cable in this pee/smoke infested house--yet. So I have had ample time to clean and organize. Is it done yet? No. I am going crazy with no internet and home by myself all day!!! #3 I do not have a job yet. #4 Job hunting is lame.
We have these two older men that are our neighbors and I have become good friends with Tom. I talked to him for an hour yesterday! haha he is so funny, I like him except for the fact that he is one of the reasons our house smells so nasty. I need to stop talking about people but I just can't help it...So I went to get the mail the other day and there were these two people outside I politely say "hello" and suddenly I find myself two new bff's and thirty minutes later trying to end the conversation and leave. So the lady has two guinea pigs and starts telling me about why she thinks one of them--Delilah is going to die and how sad she is. She volunteers at the DI, she's from Idaho, I know this lady's life story. Her neighbor Spencer is completely wasted and its only 12:30 on a Friday, He is crazy I had to tell him I'm married probably 5 times because he kept forgetting, he told me all about his son who's mama was his high school girlfriend bla bla bla, I know his life story too. The problem with these two new friends of mine is that they live right next to the office, mailboxes, pool, and laundry. I can never escape them! I have to see them everyday and have long conversations. I attract weird people and I can't help it.
That is the end of my story. Actually my life is good, I need to not complain---well maybe only to the management of our complex. haha
So sad! I hate smelly houses too! Oh dear, I hope that gets fixed fast AND I hope you get a job fast too. I wish you could come back to Novell.
ReplyDeleteDo you ever not have something funny about your life? That post killed me... Its up there with the wal mart one. The only good thing to no internet and cable is that you can get your house completely cute and organized right? Thats what I would do to keep myself sane... haha you kill me lauren. I miss you
ReplyDeleteBoo not having a job. I am job hunting too, and I agree it is SUPER lame. I hate it. Good job on graduating and your post about Adam's internship cracked me up. We need to double before we move or take a weekend trip to St. George or something...before we live 1000 miles apart. Love you!
ReplyDeleteLauren you are hilarious! I love it!!
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